If you decide to start earning dough, then you first need to register. What could be easier, you might think. But here a surprise will quite await you!

First, you need to enter your first and last name. This is normal, everyone is used to this. Next, you should write a specialty. If you have several, then there is a list of 1,000,000 items to choose from without the ability to quickly search.

Still you need to write a life story. Minimum 1000 characters. You may say, “I haven’t lived that long yet!” but the freelancing site doesn’t care about you. After the life story comes certificates. Don’t have any certificates? At all?

Next, you create your offer on the market. Again, you should choose your skills from 20,000 items. And, of course, to determine at what level you know English. And then every living person will ask himself or herself, “Am I a beginner or an advanced user?” No one knows.

Besides, you must add your social networks…even Facebook. Where is your tree in your profile picture? Otherwise, the site will not believe that you are a real person.

From bad to worse. Indicate the place where you learned your skills. If you know how to sculpt green men, then indicate the place anyway. And, no doubt, how long have you been studying it. Year? Two? Five minutes? The site doesn’t care about you.

Be sure to put your real photo on the avatar! If you are too young to be trusted, you can add a photo of your mother. Well, or Clint Eastwood’s.

Definitely, you will complete your portfolio! A minimum of three photos, one video, and three PDFs, plus about 10 more hours of your time to upload them all.

Do you think that’s all? Take the test to prove your skills! You are a singer? Pass the singing test!