Corns on my hands

(humorous story)

Once in Kyiv, a guy came in a sex shop, crept to the seller and asked him, “What can you recommend me for a present to my girl’s birthday?”

“Fortunately”, said seller, “we have the biggest assortment in the city, but first of all I want to ask several questions to you too…Have you got married?”

“No, we haven’t.” answered the guy.

“So, do you live together?” the consultant questioned.

“Nope.” the guy replied again.

“Have you ever had a sex at least?” the seller inquired.

“No, we haven’t,” the guy exclaimed.

“Oh, fella, then take men’s masturbator for free and ditch her.”

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