It was the morning after the passionate night. The man decided to please the girlfriend and made breakfast. “Good morning, my love! I brought you your morning coffee and croissant.” “What did you say?” The girl got confused. “I said, `Morning coffee with a croissant,’ what surprises you so much?” “Ouch, don’t pay attention…”

The fact was that the girl thought that the coffee was not morning, but mourning.