My Dear Parentals…

(humorous letter)

Dear Parents,

I am writing to you with good and bad news. I will not hide anything and will tell you everything as it is. I recently got kicked out of university, I met a guy in a bar, and we are expecting a baby. Even two – a boy and a girl. He works in a diner, doesn’t make much money, so there won’t be a wedding. Also, I got caught in a police station for three days. I stole chips…

Now calmly exhale – I was kidding. I just had a little accident this weekend and wrecked my car, so I won’t be able to come to see you anytime soon. It’s okay, I’m perfectly healthy, but I’m asking my father for money to fix the car…

With love, your daughter.

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