Never send half homework to a hardworking prof.

Never send slack-baked chalk talk to a swamped brof.

Don`t get upset like a fish out of water,

Don`t be too ‘wise’ like whizz Harry Potter.

Never add fuel when prof your is foamy.

Never yell out when the students are stormy.

Never forget, “No pain, and no gain!”

Never forget, “No brain, no Champaign!”

Always remember Bob Marley was zappy,

Never forget his, “Don’t worry, be happy”.