“Where are you going?”, asked the wanderer when he met the Plague.

“I’m going to Baghdad. I need to kill 5.000 people there.”

A few days later, the same person met the Plague again.

“You said you were going to kill 5.000, but you killed 50.000,” he reproached her.

“No,” she said,  I’ve lost 5,000. The others died of fear.”

“Why do we need these things of the bygone days?”you may ask.

“Just replace the word ‘plague’ with ‘the coronavirus’,”I suggest doing it.

P.S. Besides, I would like to give you two additional coronavirus tips:

– Don`t eat your toilet paper. It`s bad for your stomach.

– Don`t sleep in a sanitary mask. It is uncomfortable.