(humorous article)

They say that in the USA, at long last, they got a popular President, who managed to unite the Democrats and Republicans, and that it is Volodymyr Zenesky! It was proved by Gary Shteyngart, a humorous writer, who added that the funny Ukrainian President has ‘the backbone of steel.’ The same says the Survey of 3,581 US people showing the 72% support conducted on March 21-27, 2022.

Similarly, we can say that Boris Johnson is the most popular Prime Minister in Ukraine with a sky rocketing net rating of popularity. Surely, nobody holds public opinion polls during the war time in Ukraine…But my personal scrolling of hundreds of Internet messages about Boris Johnson did not find any negative, the neutral happen occasionally, but the hilariously popular dominate. Funny memes just prove it.

“Boris Johnson`s vibe of THE SAME man you tell that you are sick and he picks up and comes”
— burkovka (@slukhaino) (April 9, 2022)

“Boris Johnson and Volodymyr Zelensky are modern Frodo Baggins and Sam Gemji from ‘The Lord of Rings’ fighting with the Dark Lord.”
— Mykhailo Tkach

“Boris, at least, you could warn me. I would send a taxi.” “Come on, I rushed by cab.”

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But Boris Johnson came first to Ukraine, and he got a cock souvenir!

The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom likes surprises and on April 9, 2022, he made a blimey visit to Kyiv where he spoke against bloody hell of aggression and in favor of providing Ukraine with comprehensive support, especially economic and military support. He underlined that his country wanted to help Ukraine in demining territories, together with partners would supply high-grade military equipment, the latest technology, provide intelligence information…Ukrainian people highly estimate such support, and on behalf of all Ukrainians, Volodymyr Zelesky remarked, “In the history of the defense of democracy, in the history of the defense of Europe. Ukraine will always be grateful to Boris [Johnson] and Britain for this.”

Only one question remains, “Why does it happen that the rating of popularity of Boris Johnson in Great Britain is not as high as in Ukraine?” The binge drinking or happy birthday party gate…Ouch! I even don`t know what to say…Personally, I think that binge drinking is better than binge eating and binge whining, binge badmouthing and binge watching TV news. How can we figure out the image of Great Britain without a high-quality bottle of whisky or a traditional pub culture? Winston Churchill always had a glass of whiskey or brandy at lunchtime or dinner, he was a great man. Though at the age of 76 he left his wise phrase for the following generations, “I am trying to cut down on alcohol. I knocked off brandy and take Cointreau instead!”

Besides, I would like to add that it is proved scientifically that cheery, lively and happy mood makes the immune system of people many times stronger than the depressive mood. Several scientific experiments connected with the functioning of human DNA conducted by prominent American researches were described by Gregg Braden in his book The Divine Matrix: Bridging Time, Space, Miracles, and Belief (Dec 1, 2006). When a homo sapiens enjoys his or her life, being tinkled pink, the DNA strands of this person start blossoming like field flowers in spring ignoring all viruses. It is an old wisdom well known by Boris Johnson, a hardened “one-nation Tory man.”

So I want to finish this article with the ancient aphorism, “Actions speak louder than words.” The Ukrainian deeds of Boris Johnson show that he is a man of action, knowing not only how to turn London in “the most cycle friendly city on Earth” but how to save our sinful world from the total destruction…