(opinion article)

Let’s be honest—job interviews in Ukrainian business companies can feel like a strange mix of a detective interrogation, a beauty contest, and a coffee date that no one asked for. And while etiquette is supposed to be the bridge between awkward and professional, it’s often more like a game of charades where everyone pretends to understand the rules.

First of all, let’s talk about punctuality. In theory, being on time is a golden rule. In practice? If you show up at exactly 10:00 for a 10:00 interview, you may find yourself waiting in a hallway with a security guard who asks, “Who are you again?” The real interview starts when the HR person finishes her coffee, checks her nails, and remembers, “Oh! The candidate!” So yes, be on time—but be emotionally prepared to wait. It builds character.

Next, the dress code. While Western business culture preaches “dress for the job you want,” in Ukraine, it’s more like “dress like you’re going to impress your mother-in-law and a government inspector.” Suits, ties, heels, and enough perfume to stun a small mammal are the norm. But be warned: too fashionable, and they’ll think you’re unserious. Too casual, and they’ll think you’re unemployed for a reason. It’s a delicate dance.

Then comes the interview question roulette. You’ll get the classics: “Tell us about yourself,” “Where do you see yourself in five years?” and the all-time Ukrainian favorite: “Why do you want to work here?” (Spoiler alert: “Because I need to pay rent” is not the correct answer.) But occasionally, you’ll be hit with curveballs like, “Are you a team player?” while being clearly interviewed by a person who has never worked in a team. Just smile, nod, and say, “Absolutely!”

Now, let’s not forget the “bonus round”: salary expectations. This is the part where everyone suddenly becomes a poker player. You don’t want to say too high, or you’ll be ghosted. Too low, and you’ll be stuck eating instant noodles until retirement. The safest move? Say, “I’m sure the company offers a competitive package,” and hope they don’t call your bluff.

In the end, job interviews in Ukrainian companies are less about right or wrong answers and more about reading the room, playing the game, and keeping a straight face while navigating a minefield of formalities and unspoken rules. So polish your shoes, practice your firm-but-not-threatening handshake, and remember: if all else fails, compliment the interviewer’s taste in office plants. It’s worked before.