(funny business letter)

From: MashaKovbas@gmail.com
To: MiriamHolly@gmail.com
Subject: The Explanatory Note

Dear Ms. Holly,

I am writing to inform you about the five working days I missed. Here is an abbreviated explanation, I can provide a detailed one according to your request.

On Monday I researched the economic situation in Lviv nightclubs; the situation is satisfactorily. On the next day I made a business trip to the pharmacy and tested abstinential (hangover syndrome) pills. On the third day, I conducted a comparative analysis of TV shows on the Netflix platform. On Thursday, I got to support a local organic farm business. On the last weekday, I compiled statistics of missed calls and unread letters from You; the infographic is disappointing.

Please take note of these data when granting annual bonuses. I hope my dedicated work satisfied you.

I am waiting for your answer like abstinential pills.

Best regards,
Your humble geek
Masha Kovbas
Employee of the IT support