(flash story)

It was a dark night in a run-down and ratty Konotop private house yard. A dudette girl climbed into a well-looking old house through a window. She began to rummage through the nightstands, highlighting himself with a flashlight.

“Are you looking for something, dear friend? How can I help you?” suddenly a snooping voice rang out from behind the young woman.

The dudette girl slowly turned around and saw a respectable man in front of her, dressed in a satin robe and having curlers on his rough beard.

“No, I thought no one lived here, sorry…”

“Then what did you want to find in the “abandoned” house?”

“Evidence that vampires exist.”

“How cute. And what do you want from vampires?”

“If they are really alive, I wanna slash them all so that no stone would be left unturned.”

“Wow, how angry. Let me show you something, but first close your eyes.”

“What?”

The man quickly teleported behind the brave girl and dug into her neck with his honed fangs.

“Not bad taste, for such a thief. My name is Mykola, by the way,” he said to the motionless girl`s body.

“Galya… Well, Mykola, why can`t I move and why do I smell blood?”

“It seems to you!”

“Don’t lie to me, man!”

“I am just hitting the sack.”

“You have just woken up, man. You must be hiding something. Say quickly!”

“In a nutshell, a future vampire slayer crept into this house, and I killed her…”

“Damn it! Why didn’t you share her with me, man?”

“I’m sorry, Galya. In a minute, you`ll get alive…As for good things, they come to those who wait, I will find for you…some delicious blood…soon.”

“I’d rather find it myself…At last I can stand up…Let’s go hunting. Konotop is so big…”

“Let’s go!”