(сampus story)

As a student at Borys Grinchenko Kyiv Metropolitan University, I, Anton Cherevashko, have spent countless hours exploring every nook and cranny of our beloved campus. From the comforting embrace of the courtyard to the mysterious red booth and the peculiar antics of the elevator, our university is filled with places that are as endearing as they are bewildering. Let’s take a whimsical tour through some of the most iconic spots that make our university the unforgettable institution it is.

The Courtyard: A Nostalgic Portal

Ah, the courtyard. It’s not just a place; it’s a state of mind. Imagine stepping into a cozy portal that instantly transports you to nostalgic memories. This is where time seems to stand still, and the pressures of student life melt away. There are days when I feel the urge to lie down on the cold tiles and let out a good cry. But then, I remind myself that I’m a man, and men don’t cry (or so I’m told). Instead, I find solace in the timelessness of this space. The courtyard, with its serene ambiance and historical aura, is out of time and space—a perfect refuge for introspection or a quiet moment of solitude.

The Red Booth to the Left of the Exit: A Mystery Enclosed

Next up is the enigmatic red booth to the left of the exit. No one knows why it was built or what its original purpose was, and frankly, we don’t care. For us students, this booth has taken on a life of its own. Legend has it that it’s a great spot to read books, although I must confess, I’ve never seen anyone actually reading there. The booth’s true allure lies in its function as an unofficial smoking lounge. Here, students engage in the age-old tradition of socializing over a puff, exchanging life’s woes and stories under the guise of ‘taking a break.’ It’s a place where you can share a moment of camaraderie with fellow students, all while enjoying the subtle rebellion of being somewhere we probably shouldn’t be.

The Elevator: A Journey into the Unknown

Then, there’s the elevator. At first glance, it seems like any other elevator—an innocuous tool to get you from point A to point B. But somewhere after the 5th floor, this elevator takes on a life of its own. It’s as if it decides to cosplay as the courtyard, becoming a space out of time and reality. To reach the 6th floor, you need to perform a shamanic dance with a tambourine (metaphorically speaking, of course). Only after this ritual will you find the correct entrance to the right elevator. It’s an unspoken rule among students that you must prepare for an adventure every time you step inside. Those who know, know—and those who don’t, quickly learn.

The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Floors: An Urban Legend

Lastly, we come to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th floors. Officially, they exist. There are signs and doors that suggest their presence. But ask any student from the Faculty of Journalism, and you’ll hear a different story. We doubt these floors’ existence, and for good reason. They are like the mythical creatures of our university—often spoken of, rarely seen. Navigating these floors feels like stepping into a parallel universe. Sometimes you get lost in a labyrinth of identical hallways, leading to the belief that these floors might just be an elaborate prank by the university’s architects. It’s all part of the charm and mystery that makes our university experience so unique.

Embracing the Quirks

Borys Grinchenko Kyiv Metropolitan University is more than just an educational institution; it’s a place where memories are made, friendships are forged, and every corner tells a story. The courtyard offers a timeless escape, the red booth provides a clandestine refuge, the elevator promises an unpredictable journey, and the elusive 2nd, 3rd, and 4th floors keep us guessing. These quirks are what make our university special and give it a character that is unmatched.

So, if you ever find yourself wandering the halls of our beloved university, take a moment to appreciate these peculiar places. They are the hidden gems that add color to our academic lives, making every day at Borys Grinchenko Kyiv Metropolitan University an adventure worth remembering.