(humorous short story)

One day, Sofia went to a restaurant. She had been wanting to visit it for a long time because of its attractive prices and high reviews. Finally, the opportunity came. After spending a lot of time on the road, Sofia arrived at the so-desired restaurant.

She had her first suspicions right away. The reviews said that a pretty waiter should greet customers at the entrance. But there was nobody there, just a crow.

“Oh my God, there was a cawing crow!” Sofia was afraid of them. It seemed to be looking right into her soul. She moved on.

Inside, there were few people in the hall and they looked scary. It was said that it was so crowded that you had to make a reservation to be sure of a seat. She decided to make sure it was the right place when the only waiter in the room called her over.

“What are you standing there for?! Are you going to order?”

“How rude!” But he had a pretty face, wasn’t he the pretty waiter from the stories?

“Yes, yes, I’ll order your specialty dessert!”

“You know about our dessert?! Why didn’t you tell me before?”

She smiled nervously and walked over to the table. A woman with an angry look was staring at the wall. A man with a gun sat next to her. Stop, with a gun!

“Your dessert!” She got something, not knowing what.

Sofia did not want to see what was on that plate. But there was one worse thing — the cockroach by her foot.

“Ouch!” She thought that there was just only one true thing about this place — the waiter was really handsome and he approached her…