(absurd joke)

A squirrel ran through the woods. It found a pile of acorns.

The squirrel smelled and ate acorns, ate and smelled acorns, ate and cracked acorns, cracked and ate acorns, ate and ate acorns, cracked and cracked acorns, smelled and smelled acorns, ate acorns…ate…a…The squirrel became plump…