(flash story)

Rufus, the world’s laziest cat, had a peculiar hobby – watching the neighborhood squirrels. His favorite spot was by the window, where he could survey his squirrel kingdom without lifting a paw.

One day, a squirrel named Squeaky noticed Rufus’ intense stare. Determined to win the cat’s admiration, Squeaky performed acrobatic feats on the tree outside. Rufus remained unimpressed.

Squeaky’s antics escalated. He juggled nuts, did somersaults, and even attempted a tightrope walk. Rufus yawned and turned his back.

Desperate for attention, Squeaky donned a tiny squirrel-sized cape and a top hat. He leaped from the tree, soaring through the air. But instead of applause, he landed in Rufus’ food bowl.

With a sigh, Rufus finally looked at Squeaky and muttered, “You’re nuts, squirrel. But I guess you’ve earned your place in my kingdom.”