(Business humorous story)

“So, you want to have a business together?”
“Yes, it will be awesome, I promise.”

“And there will be no arguments between us? I care about it because our friendship is very valuable to me and I don’t want to lose it.”

“No, don’t be afraid.”

“Ok, so what about income? In what way we’re going to share it?”

“I think 50/50 will be fine.”

“You see we already argue. I don’t want 50%; I want 60%.”

“Well, okay, so we will have 60/60, the problem is solved.”