(miniflash story with absurd)

Britain, 19th century. Thomas joined a gang of street thieves. Their leader sends him to the first ‘‘deal.’

Seven minutes later, the boy proudly walks up to the boss with trophies.

“Ha-ha-ha, what a dunce! Don’t you know that the watch is taken only with the left hand and the purse with the right? Kid, I’ll still get you trained,” he replied.