(What wonderful self-isolation!)

It was the 22nd quarantine day…

Some old woman kicked me out of the supermarket because I look painful. I was upset because this is my natural look. When I returned home in dismay and without milk, my Mom had been still washing the doorknobs with chlorinated water. The smell was disgusting, and the atmosphere was even worse.

And I thought to myself. “What a wonderful world!” Do forgive me, I meant, “Don’t go crazy — self-isolation…is amazing!”

Wash your hands with soap and avoid the company of grouchy old women, grouty old hags, and gritchy old grimalkins. What wonderful self-isolation!