Love triangle

(black humor story)

“I think I love him too much. You know, sometimes I just want to gently place my hands on his cheeks and hold his head there in my hands, looking into his eyes…” I told my best female friend.

“… and kiss him?” she interrupted.

“No. And violently jerk his head on a right angle and snap his neck.”

“That took an unexpected turn…”

“So did his neck.”

“Lol! I’m dying!” laughed my female friend.

“So is he.”

“What for?” she groaned.

“He fooled me… You fooled me… I fooled both of you…Love triangle…”