(business humorous story)

Chief Editor: “Other disadvantages include an insufficiently developed topic, superfluous facts, overly expressive vocabulary and several punctuation mistakes.”
Journalist: “If that’s all, may I go… boss?”

Chief Editor: “And the last point, boy, only I have the right to wear blue ties.”

Journalist: …?

Chief Editor (lighting a cigar): “You got it?”

Journalist: “Yeah, of course… Every workday I have to come to my favorite job, smile at my dear colleagues and make you coffee, for which you always thank me. No, no way, I’m not gonna stand here and listen to how bad I work, not anymore! No one can forbid me to wear ties of any color other than black. This is my right, guaranteed by our Constitution!”

Chief Editor: …?

Journalist: “Let me be straight, Sir. I don’t like this job, I don’t like this team and I don’t like anything at all! I have no wish to work here anymore… In fact, I even don’t know what I’m doing here. You know, all my life I dreamed of baking pies. And now I gonna fulfill my heart urge. So, please, prepare the letter of resignation, I retire!”