(breaking news with verisimilitude)

Today, June 2, 2022, it was recorded a flock of Ukrainian geese in armored suits flying towards Russia to attack their large artillery unit. According to the data, we received from a flock of infected spy doves there are about 10 thousand of them. Ukrainian geese are soaring to exterminate the long-range Russian artillery men!

The Seventh Artillery Battalion has already stopped its existence, all soldiers and military officers are hospitalized. The women of the heroes will receive as much as 11 thousand rubles for the fact that their relatives got infected. At the moment, the Russian Anti-aircraft troops are fighting heroically with the clouds of Ukrainian geese now! Neither the epidemic nor the bird viruses will threaten the Russian soldiers anymore!