(radio interception)

“Um, boss?!”

“What, serge?”

“Captain, I have a question here… I cannot grasp the point, I want to say I respect you very much, as a military officer, you know. I understand that you are much smarter and more experienced than me. You think through all your steps forward, and I’m just a down-to-earth fella. So in general… “In short! What can’t you understand there?”
“Well, this… Why did you order to steal toilet paper from these Ukrainian houses?” “If I say that it is necessary, so it is necessary, do not ask stupid questions!” “Yes, boss!”