(humorous story)

A guy asks his girl to go to dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl, and they go to a dance club. There is a long line into the dance club, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance club, and the guy offers to get a drink for the girl. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink counter, and there is no punch line…and there is no…girl.